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New adventures of Jesus

2008-01-16T00:00:31Z

Y'know, I've always wondered about the logic of swearing about and seeking redemption from the same entity.
Now, a look at this tribe's membership has solved the mystery. They are bifurcated!

Does anybody else have any questions for either of the Jesii, while we've got them here.

Heres one I'm sure is on all our minds. Does your presence here in fact herald the Second Coming?

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Supa Freak!

2007-06-27T10:53:08Z

Supa Freak, I'm supa freaky... YAOH!!!!!

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Elvis is NOT dead.

2005-11-04T01:13:36Z

You tellem Elvis.

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at the risk of sounding ignorant....

2005-11-04T01:08:46Z

I don't get what this tribe is about.

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Hello-any "un-dead celebs around?

2005-06-29T06:11:07Z

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they can't get me!!

2005-06-25T20:27:03Z

they killed me on friendster, but I'm back, and I'm not letting them stop me here!!

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War game.

2005-06-24T19:42:33Z

I'm about to start a war game.Middle east theatre.Anyone interested in joining in?

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picking on un-dead celebrities is NOT fun.

2005-06-23T21:37:44Z

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2005-06-23T21:36:38Z

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ALL CLEAR-papparrazzi gone now.

2005-06-20T16:21:54Z

click.click.snap.snap.snap.click.snap.snap.banG.

They are so....neccessary.

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Here come the papparazzi !.

2005-06-03T15:48:40Z

You WISH !!!!!!

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Playing hard to get.Ha?!!

2005-06-02T15:16:29Z

Come on come on,stop fooling around.gang.

O.K maybe George Lucas can direct the movie and we have cameo shots of all the undead saying their last words as the destructor asteroid impacts into their lounge rooms while they watch replays of their loser shots of the past!?so we get paid for speaking parts,and get a free packed lunch of a sandwich and pepsie or coke,our choice?
Bet it's a better deal than you've had for years.

Krung where are you?This is your big chance.Kung.Doen't lose this one.Peewee?Bill?

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O.K- Lets make an UN Dead Celebs MOVIE.

2005-06-01T15:53:41Z

This is the plan and this is the story.
We make a movie, Every one in the tribe as at this day is in.
The name of the movie is " ROSWELL 2005."

The story is about the pilot of the crashlanded flying sacer. The famous Roswell crash of 1947. The VERY famous crash.

Many years have gone by. Today-2005.

The pilot lost his memory after the crash.His memory returns and he tries to get to the reserve flying saucer at Kirtland airforce base New Mexico,

The authorities don't want to give the vehicle back.
He accidentally meets a beautiful Un dead starlet who gives him the idea to make a movie,get all the undead stars on the internet to join in,make a movie about the event.

The authorities like the idea of a movie because it promotes the airforce and the state of New Mexico.

The stars hire Daryl F Zanuck to produce the movie by guaranteeing him that he will become twenty one years of age again from a thirty five minute,safe and sound,return trp to the planet Pluto,and,something else.What I don't know yet.

The plan works and after a few obstacles,they get the pilot of the crashlanded flying saucer onto the base as an extra or something,He takes the flying saucer for a joy ride,saves the planet earth from a giant destructor asteroid,heals all the sick and lame people with new technology and screws the undead starlet and they all live happily ever after,Especially Bill Gates who gets to play with a Real computer this time. The end.

John Lithgow can be the front man.The lead. Everyone knows him.Elizabeth Taylor and Shirly Tenple can be two old stars who want to be young again and they have a lot of clout with the authorities,Daryl F Zanuck can produce the movie, and Clint Eastwood can be the bad guy that the space pilot zaps into oblivion with a death ray. All the undead can be the extras mobbing the airfield to get to the flying saucer and we all live happily ever after with a flying saucer artificial intelligent interactive pet. AiiP. The end.

Well? Got anything better to do right now. Lets save the world and gain an alien friend.
Who's in.. over. Krang? Are you listening?

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Picking on --(u/n)-- Dead celebs is fun...

2005-06-01T15:23:53Z

Yeeeeha. I think I've pressed the right button. This is IT celebs. I'm coming to get you. Think BIG and reach for the stars. THATS the secret of success---even Dead beat stars.!!!!!
Come on, I,ll take you all on. Who's first. John Lithgow,Barbara Eden,Shirley Temple,Micky Rooney.Sylvester Stalone,Clint Eastwood.Charleton Heston.Daryl Zanuck. Donald Duck....Jennys brother is back in town. Jenny LeTet.
Krang. Can you hear me Krang.This is your big chance to go down in style. Draw!.
Come on Krang,don't be shy. Billy the Kid is back in town...ha.ha.ha.hee.hee.he.and I'm going to get you all.!

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UN Dead celeb.Ha

2005-06-01T15:03:44Z

I knew it,I knew it.I should have read the postings. 69 dead beats,UN dead of course.YOU say. Ha.Just dead drunk I bet. So whats the next subject for discussion? Or are you all too BORED? As in SWRCED.
Wake up.Live a little. This could be fun.
Hello. Anyone there? Hello.
Krang.krang.krang.krang.

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thanks buddha

2005-06-01T14:57:32Z

thank you for inviting me!!!!

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die rebel scum

2005-06-01T14:56:07Z

all who oppose me will be destroyed.

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hello all

2005-06-01T14:55:11Z

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I'm glad you all could come..

2005-06-01T14:54:26Z

as usual, many of us are being fashionably late. (has anybody seen socrates?) and there are evidently something wierd is going on - imposters or maybe some kind of horrific transporter malfunction.
theres, what, three Elvii and two Jesii?

I don't know if some kind of authenticy test is in order, or maybe they would be up for some re-integration therapy.

Before we begin the symposium.. has everybody got their drinks? anybody need a refill? .. OK, are there any topics that need to be added?

so far, we've got on the agenda:

Armageddon and you.
Decorating committee
Sex and violence - historical perspectives
"President" Bush - idiot or agent of Cthulhu?
Cacophony Chess challenge
favorite bath-time gurgles - a singalong
World Domination - timetable
philosopher's drinking games
scrap book - parliamentarian elections
The importance of spin control and the Right Publicist
three-legged races.
Lost books

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new movie 'bout me...

2005-06-01T14:50:46Z

"The Return of Tha Kang"

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Holy shit!

2005-06-01T14:48:23Z

Saddam's not dead!

I figured he'd show up here sooner or later..
chickenshit.

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Lick Bush!

2005-06-01T14:46:52Z

America needs me.
The world needs mah leadership.
It is time for the King to re-emerge.

Ah will be appearing in Times Square, New Year's Eve.
Ah intend to drop the cloak of secrecy of the last 25 years.
Mah fans demand ah campaign fo' President and save the world.

See ya there.
Brang donuts. Brang drugs.
Brang signs so ah kin recognize mah supporters.

Be theah or be square.
Vote Bush and yore cruizin' for a bruizin'

Think of Tha Kang as Leader of the Free World.
Won't ya hep me? Can ah count on yo' vote?
Thank ya, that ya verry musch!
How bad could ah be?

Ah don't need enny campaign contributions. Afta all, ah'm rich.
Mostly ah jess need y'all to brang chicks and dope to mah campaign rallys.
That'll brang lotsa other supporters. It'll all grow from there.

Mah whole plan (platform) boils down to:
Make love, not war.
Make crystal meth, not Pentium chips.
Less taxation, less privatization.
More medication, more fornication.

Sincerely,
Tha Kang (who will soon become tha Prez)
PLEASE SPREAD THA WURD!!!

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hey PeeWee

2005-06-01T14:44:56Z

Have you ever been to a Star trek convention?

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Who's got some water.....

2005-06-01T14:42:07Z

I'm thirsty for a little wine.

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Rodney Dangerfield

2005-06-01T14:41:39Z

Now can we eat his brains?

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Billy the kid.

2005-05-31T15:50:17Z

Hello. I hope I'm in the right forum this time.

Looks like I've busted up the 69 membership you had,Sorry about that,
I should have had a look at who's in the club first I guess.I'm too impulsive at times.

A lot of people seem to think they're ' celebrities ',without,you know what I mean,actually ever having been that !.

My own claim to fame? Glad you asked me?

Hollywood newspapers,Second world war.Most of them censored outside of hollywood.

I was the kid sitting on the laps of the most beautiful starlets of that time. "Mr Moneybags." Remember that? Probably not.
My parents ended up censoring the whole campaign.Said it was "undignified".

Anyone ever get to hear about me? Mr Money Bags.
The richest kid in the world. Six years of age,dressed in a mini tuxedo,polished shoes,monocle,smoking a giant cigar,sitting on the laps of Shirly Temple,Judy Garland,Elizabeth Taylor,and dozens of others.My nose just level with their boobs.

An open topped limousine in the background,chaufeur holding its' door open.
Besides me an ice bucket of champagne beside a crate of more.
Boxes of gift wrapped goodies,interesting snacks,jewelry,bars of gold and two or three great open sacks
overflowing with money.and teddy bear dolls.

The comic book character " Rich Rich" in person. Six years old.

There was a competition at the time where I offered $10,000(US) reward for meeting a girl that I liked enough to want to kiss her.

That caused quite a sensation.Finally ended up selecting a little girl my own age. Boy was she happy to see me!!!

I wonder if she's still around. If anyone has a picture of the moment she got her prize. I remember there were about a hundred photographers taking the pictures as she grabbed me,threw me to the ground,straddled me and kissed me like I've never been kissed before ,or since!

Must be a picture around somewhere.Can anyone help me to find the girl and/or that picture and any other news reports of the time?

I,m not the richest kid in the world anymore though. I've grown up.

Tell you what I'll do.

The first person to come up with the things I've asked for within seven days from now and or guess who I am and who my parents were, I'll give them a reward.A substantial reward.

Anyone interested? Come along. For old times sake,

A clue? Go and ask Shirly Temple and/or Mickey Rooney. I went with them on their dates. "Mr Nuisance"

Over to you, you" undead celebs "you.

You ARE undead are'nt you? Ha?

" Mr Money Bags "

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Darth is a pussy

2003-12-11T21:20:30Z

i can buy you punk

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DOH!!!

2003-12-11T21:18:54Z

Hi guys just taking a break from the plant.

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need photo help

2003-11-30T00:28:54Z

if some of you would be so kind as to share some choice clippings from your scrapbook, uploading them to the tribe photos section..

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